The Cryptocurrency That Makes Your Brain Go Brrrrr!
One Boris? Boring. Two Boris? Snoring. Three Boris? Flooring. FOUR BORIS? SOARING! 🚀🚀🚀🚀
YOLO Into $BORIS!Each $BORIS is simultaneously worthless and priceless!
The more confused you are, the more valuable it becomes!
Our whitepaper is just the word "Boris" repeated 10,000 times!
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